හස්බන්ඩා සහ වයිපරේ . . . !!

කස්ටිය තරහා වෙන්ට එපා ඕන් ඈ . .

අදත් ඊමේල් එකකින් ආපු එකක් දැක්කාම මට මේකත් ඔයාලත් එක්ක බෙදා හදා ගන්නේ නැතුව බැරි උනා . . .

මේක කියවද්දීත් මැරෙන්න හිනා උනා හැබැයි . . .

සමහර ඒවා නම් කලින් අහලා තිබ්බ ඒවා . . .

කොහොම නමුත් කියවලා ම බලන්නකෝ . . .

මේකේ තියෙන ඒවා සකච්චා කරන්න ගිහින් 3 වෙනි 4 වෙනි ලෝක යුද්ද ඇති වුනොත් එහෙම අපි නෑ හරිය

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Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi, what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

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Angry wife to her husband

An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone:

"Where d Hell Are You ...?"

Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "O:)

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love!

Husband: I ‘m in the Pub Just Next To That Shop

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A Special Package for Business Men.

An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men.

Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free.

After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.

All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"

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Husband was seriously ill

Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels,

Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home.. Husband: what did the doc say ?

Wife:- .No chance for u to survive

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An intelligent wife

''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much

That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"

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New SIM to surprise her husband

Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number:

"Hello Darling"

The Husband Responds In A Low Tone:

"Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..

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Wife treats husband

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..

At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?

Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?

Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football with Him

Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?

Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything, He's On the Darts Team in My Local

Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim

Do You Crave Special Again?

The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..

Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy, You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."

Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday

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Cool message by a wife

Dear Mother-in-law,

"Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"

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Lion bounced on wife

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.

WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him!

SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing d battery of my camera..

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Throwing knives on wife's picture

Husband was throwing knives on wife’s picture.

All were missing the target!

Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what r u doing?"

His honest reply, "MISSING U"

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I will think about it

When a married man says "I'll think about it",

What he really means that,

He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..

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Habbit of talking in sleep

A Lady to Doctor: My husband has habit of talking in sleep! what shud i give him to cure?

Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake

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Head & Neck of the family

It is said that Husband is the head of the family,

but remember that wife is the Neck of the family & the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants.

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What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...

& the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.

Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

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I look at your picture and the problem disappears

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...

Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling, it means:

With Idiot For Ever

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Wife wish 2 be a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day.

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Husband, wife & spare tyre

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle.

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

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WIFE IS DANGEROUS

LOVE IS LIFE

LIFE IS WIFE

WIFE IS KNIFE and

KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

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What if you don't see me for 2 days?

A man came home late at night after a party.

His wife yelled: "how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"

The man couldn’t believe his luck: 'that would be great'!

Monday passed and he didn’t see her......

Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.....

On Thursday his swelling became better

And now he could see her from the corner of one eye.

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Why women starts with W

You know why women starts with 'W'...

because all questions start with "W".. !

Who ?

Why ?

What ?

When ?

Which ?

Whom ?

Where ?

&

Finally Wife..!!!

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NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN

Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt,

Tsunamis to devastate,

Hurricanes to sway around

& no one teaches How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

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Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend"

But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"

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Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired stock trader said ...

"This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything

and I still have my wife..."

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Your husband needs rest

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you.!!

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මේකේ ඒවා ගොඩක් බටහිර රටවලට අදාල ජෝක්ස් . . අපේ අයට අදාල ඒවා තියෙන්නේ නම් කීපයයි . ..

ඔන්න අපි කලින් අවවාද කලා හොඳේ . . . .

හික් හික් හික්

Pic From: http://blog.johnlund.com/2009_08_30_archive.html